Monday 5 January 2009

The Fart Silencer


The “Fart Silencer” is a small plastic tube with one end that is completely open and the other end having numerous smaller holes in it.

Users are instructed to insert the open end into their anus when they feel a fart is coming. This should eliminate any unwanted sound farts tend to produce.

Users are also instructed to spray a cotton ball with their favorite perfume and put it into the “Fart Silencer” to eliminate any unwanted odor that might occur.

via and as featured on Tri-ops last week!

7 comments:

  1. but........If your fart is Too strong it would be like a bullet? you could kill someone!!!

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  2. Tony, I can kill someone with mine with or without a silencer!

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  3. Are you sure about those instructions? "Instert the open end into your anus when you feel a fart is coming"? That could cause some hard-to-explain interruptions: "Gosh, Mavis, that broccoli looks delicious. Would you mind just turning your head and maybe humming for a bit while I make ... this ... little ... adjustment ..."

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  4. haha!

    "look what's that over there!"

    *zlooop*

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  5. Hey look, it's Elvis !

    Personally, I like all of the available choices in designer colors. Those would look absolutely great in wicker basket in the men's room. It would just make the room POP!

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  6. BWH, it would make something pop, anyway.

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  7. This is really interesting but I think it would be something a gay would do or something like that because it could be so risky.

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