Tuesday 23 July 2013

Do It

"We're smooth, not sticky" ...? 

11 comments:

  1. Page 45 says "Chapter Three." (nothing else)

    Hm. My sex life will be chapter three?

    So I picked up the next nearest book:
    "Only the course and topsail yards on each mast were operated by winches."

    Mmmm. Note to self...
    Never trust what you read on the internet.

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  2. To decrease the mathematical difficulty, the no-slip condition is partially relaxed in
    the analysis of inviscid flow.
    Hmmmmm.....is that so.....

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  3. Damnittohell!

    "He scrambled clear of the ghargatula's mouth before his body could slip back into the sphere of solid matter."

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  4. let me choose another book..."It could have been an early spasm, or it could have been Buck making a sudden movement, but either way there was now a hole in the glass" oh er!

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  5. "Eric was the old gardener who came in from the village on Saturday mornings to poke around at her garden with a stick."

    Huh. Eerily accurate.

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  6. "The search for all your skills has additional benefits in the selection of alternative career strategies".
    Hm. It's not my book though. Just sayin'...

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  7. I won't ask what the books are :)

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  8. Proper lubrication of internal lock parts is important.
    (I had to skip 45 and 46 because they were bullets and diagrams.)

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  9. [rough translation from French]
    If the son of a miller, with such celerity
    Wins the heart of a princess,
    And makes her stare him with dying eyes,
    That is because clothing, face and youth,
    To inspire tenderness,
    Are not always indifferent ways.

    ...Are you trying to tell me something ?

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  10. She stared, shocked into shutdown.

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